alias "trashtalk0" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk1;"
alias "trashtalk1" "say I'd say uninstall but you'd probably miss that too; alias trashtalker trashtalk2;"
alias "trashtalk2" "say If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3;"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I thought I was ugly but evolution really took a step back with you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk4;"
alias "trashtalk4" "say When I wake up in the morning I have better spray control than your garbage AK47 spray, delete CS kid...; alias trashtalker trashtalk5;"
alias "trashtalk5" "say Choose your excuse: 1.Lags | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Low team | 5.Hacker | 6.Lucker | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tickrate; alias trashtalker trashtalk6;"
alias "trashtalk6" "say Some day you'll go far.. and I hope you stay there.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7;"
alias "trashtalk7" "say Mad cuz bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk8;"
alias "trashtalk8" "say At least you did 100 damage to the wall behind me.; alias trashtalker trashtalk9;"
alias "trashtalk9" "say It was a sad day at the hospital when you crawled out of the abortion bucket.; alias trashtalker trashtalk10;"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Get the bomb, at least you will carry something this game.; alias trashtalker trashtalk11;"
alias "trashtalk11" "say You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue'; alias trashtalker trashtalk12;"
alias "trashtalk12" "say You shoot like an AI designed by a 10 year old; alias trashtalker trashtalk13;"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Everyone who loves you is wrong.; alias trashtalker trashtalk14;"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Did your parents meet at a family reunion by any chance?; alias trashtalker trashtalk15;"
alias "trashtalk15" "say Is your monitor on?; alias trashtalker trashtalk16;"
alias "trashtalk16" "say On a scale from 1 to 10, how old are you?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17;"
alias "trashtalk17" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL...; alias trashtalker trashtalk18;"
alias "trashtalk18" "say Rest in spaghetti never forgetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk19;"
alias "trashtalk19" "say This isn't a turn-based game, it's okay to shoot back at the same time.; alias trashtalker trashtalk20;"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If we learn from our mistakes, your parents must be geniuses now.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21;"
alias "trashtalk21" "say I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass.; alias trashtalker trashtalk22;"
alias "trashtalk22" "say When I see your face there's not a thing I would change... Except the direction I was walking in.; alias trashtalker trashtalk23;"
alias "trashtalk23" "say I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash.; alias trashtalker trashtalk24;"
alias "trashtalk24" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk25;"
alias "trashtalk25" "say Bhopped to your mom's house last Sunday, top kek.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26;"
alias "trashtalk26" "say You could not pre-fire a marching band full of elephants.; alias trashtalker trashtalk27;"
alias "trashtalk27" "say LOL watchin u play this game is like watching helen keller play tennis.; alias trashtalker trashtalk28;"
alias "trashtalk28" "say You're the human equivalent to biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie thinking it's chocolate chip.; alias trashtalker trashtalk29;"
alias "trashtalk29" "say You can feel the autism; alias trashtalker trashtalk30;"
alias "trashtalk30" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk31;"
alias "trashtalk31" "say If this guy was the shooter harambe would still be alive.; alias trashtalker trashtalk32;"
alias "trashtalk32" "say How'd you hit the ACCEPT button with that aim?; alias trashtalker trashtalk33;"
alias "trashtalk33" "say Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.; alias trashtalker trashtalk34;"
alias "trashtalk34" "say Hey man, dont worry about being bad. It's called a trashCAN not a trashCAN'T.; alias trashtalker trashtalk35;"
alias "trashtalk35" "say Shut up, you have two dads.; alias trashtalker trashtalk36;"
alias "trashtalk36" "say Your family tree must be a circle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk37;"
alias "trashtalk37" "say You have a reaction time slower than coastal erosion.; alias trashtalker trashtalk38;"
alias "trashtalk38" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that.; alias trashtalker trashtalk39;"
alias "trashtalk39" "say The only thing you can throw are rounds.; alias trashtalker trashtalk40;"
alias "trashtalk40" "say You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right.; alias trashtalker trashtalk41;"
alias "trashtalk41" "say Stop playing like KQLY why cant you play more like Tarik?; alias trashtalker trashtalk42;"
alias "trashtalk42" "say Id rather rub my dick with sandpaper than play with you guys.; alias trashtalker trashtalk43;"
alias "trashtalk43" "say You sound like your parents beat each other in front of you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk44;"
alias "trashtalk44" "say You must be russian, I smell your drunk mom.; alias trashtalker trashtalk45;"
alias "trashtalk45" "say At least my country has indoor plumbing.; alias trashtalker trashtalk46;"
alias "trashtalk46" "say With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet.; alias trashtalker trashtalk47;"
alias "trashtalk47" "say LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKER, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, PLUTO WAS A PLANET!; alias trashtalker trashtalk48;"
alias "trashtalk48" "say Is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk49;"
alias "trashtalk49" "say Like what your mother did to you, can I get a drop?; alias trashtalker trashtalk50;"
alias "trashtalk50" "say Yo momma's so damn fat they named her after your throwing skills.; alias trashtalker trashtalk51;"
alias "trashtalk51" "say I bet you're the type of dude that likes it when your toilet paper breaks and your finger slides up your asshole.; alias trashtalker trashtalk52;"
alias "trashtalk52" "say You dropped that bomb just like your mom dropped you on your head as a kid.; alias trashtalker trashtalk53;"
alias "trashtalk53" "say Your nans like my ak vulcan, battle-scarred.; alias trashtalker trashtalk54;"
alias "trashtalk54" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here...; alias trashtalker trashtalk55;"
alias "trashtalk55" "say Go have a 3 sum with your sister and your cousin you fucking hill billy redneck.; alias trashtalker trashtalk56;"
alias "trashtalk56" "say Stop buying an awp you $4750 decoy...; alias trashtalker trashtalk57;"
alias "trashtalk57" "say It's time for a mapchange, isn't it ?; alias trashtalker trashtalk58;"
alias "trashtalk58" "say I'd say your aim is cancer, but cancer kills.; alias trashtalker trashtalk59;"
alias "trashtalk59" "say Sorry, I don't speak star wars.; alias trashtalker trashtalk60;"
alias "trashtalk60" "say You're about as useful as pedals on a wheelchair.; alias trashtalker trashtalk61;"
alias "trashtalk61" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk62;"
alias "trashtalk62" "say They do not deserve like this, they do not deserve for rekt...; alias trashtalker trashtalk63;"
alias "trashtalk63" "say If you want to play against enemies of your skill level just go to the main menu and click 'Offline with Bots'.; alias trashtalker trashtalk64;"
alias "trashtalk64" "say I PRAY TO GOD A PACK OF WOLVES RAPES YOU IN THE DEAD OF WINTER AND FORCES YOU TO WALK HOME BAREFOOT!; alias trashtalker trashtalk65;"
alias "trashtalk65" "say Server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1; alias trashtalker trashtalk66;"
alias "trashtalk66" "say So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.; alias trashtalker trashtalk67;"
alias "trashtalk67" "say FYI: Warmup is over already.; alias trashtalker trashtalk68;"
alias "trashtalk68" "say I'm surprised you've got the brain power to keep your heart beating; alias trashtalker trashtalk69;"
alias "trashtalk69" "say Your mom is so fat when she boosts she teamkills; alias trashtalker trashtalk70;"
alias "trashtalk70" "say You look like you have parkinsons you shake and bake fuck-knuckle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk71;"
alias "trashtalk71" "say Is this casual? I have 16k...; alias trashtalker trashtalk72;"
alias "trashtalk72" "say Your shots are like a bad girlfriend: No Head; alias trashtalker trashtalk73;"
alias "trashtalk73" "say Theres more silver here than in the cutlery drawer...; alias trashtalker trashtalk74;"
alias "trashtalk74" "say Shut up, I fucked your dad.; alias trashtalker trashtalk75;"
alias "trashtalk75" "say If you were a CSGO match, your mother would have a 7day cooldown all the time, because she kept abandoning you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk76;"
alias "trashtalk76" "say My dead dad has better aim than you, it only took him one bullet; alias trashtalker trashtalk77;"
alias "trashtalk77" "say now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody did); alias trashtalker trashtalk78;"
alias "trashtalk78" "say ────────⚪─── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊; alias trashtalker trashtalk79;"
alias "trashtalk79" "say Yo momma so fat, she gets stuck at long doors.; alias trashtalker trashtalk80;"
alias "trashtalk80" "say CRY HERE ---> \__/ <--- Africans need water.; alias trashtalker trashtalk81;"
alias "trashtalk81" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health...; alias trashtalker trashtalk82;"
alias "trashtalk82" "say You must be fat because you have a nice voice, and the air needs enough space in your lungs to articulate the sound right.; alias trashtalker trashtalk83;"
alias "trashtalk83" "say Why can't I take control of this bot?; alias trashtalker trashtalk84;"
alias "trashtalk84" "say Shut up kid and talk to me when your balls have reached the bottom of your spiderman underwear...; alias trashtalker trashtalk85;"
alias "trashtalk85" "say You don't deserve to play this game. Go back to playing with crayons and shitting yourself; alias trashtalker trashtalk86;"
alias "trashtalk86" "say It's not that you're intimidating, youre face is just difficult to look at.; alias trashtalker trashtalk87;"
alias "trashtalk87" "say Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.; alias trashtalker trashtalk88;"
alias "trashtalk88" "say Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B; alias trashtalker trashtalk89;"
alias "trashtalk89" "say I need an apology letter, can I borrow your birth certificate?; alias trashtalker trashtalk90;"
alias "trashtalk90" "say Guys, if we want to win this, stop writing fucking Klingon, can't understand shit.; alias trashtalker trashtalk91;"
alias "trashtalk91" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk92;"
alias "trashtalk92" "say Cheer up, your small dick isnt noticealbe under ur badness.; alias trashtalker trashtalk93;"
alias "trashtalk93" "say You must have been born on a highway cos' that's where most accidents happen.; alias trashtalker trashtalk94;"
alias "trashtalk94" "say Atleast hitler knew when to kill himself.; alias trashtalker trashtalk95;"
alias "trashtalk95" "say You suck so much dick, that you turn your entire team gay.; alias trashtalker trashtalk96;"
alias "trashtalk96" "say Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?; alias trashtalker trashtalk97;"
alias "trashtalk97" "say Are you one of those special kids?; alias trashtalker trashtalk98;"
alias "trashtalk98" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun...; alias trashtalker trashtalk99;"
alias "trashtalk99" "say Watching you play is making my brain cells want commit suicide.; alias trashtalker trashtalk100;"
alias "trashtalk100" "say How did i get here from watching dog porn? o_O; alias trashtalker trashtalk101;"
alias "trashtalk101" "say You're going to give me an aneurysm.; alias trashtalker trashtalk102;"
alias "trashtalk102" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk103;"
alias "trashtalk103" "say Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.; alias trashtalker trashtalk104;"
alias "trashtalk104" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk105;"
alias "trashtalk105" "say Hey mate, what controller are you using?; alias trashtalker trashtalk106;"
alias "trashtalk106" "say You're the reason the gene pool should have a life guard.; alias trashtalker trashtalk107;"
alias "trashtalk107" "say If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.; alias trashtalker trashtalk108;"
alias "trashtalk108" "say Deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk109;"
alias "trashtalk109" "say Did you grow up near by Tschernobyl or why are you so toxic?; alias trashtalker trashtalk110;"
alias "trashtalk110" "say Nice $4750 decoy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk111;"
alias "trashtalk111" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident...; alias trashtalker trashtalk112;"
alias "trashtalk112" "say Aha! I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.; alias trashtalker trashtalk113;"
alias "trashtalk113" "say Can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard.; alias trashtalker trashtalk114;"
alias "trashtalk114" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk115;"
alias "trashtalk115" "say Sell your computer and buy a Wii.; alias trashtalker trashtalk116;"
alias "trashtalk116" "say Your family must have a motto of Incest is Wincest for you to be that retarded.; alias trashtalker trashtalk117;"
alias "trashtalk117" "say So next time I scratch my ass I will think of you, now do everyone a favor and FUCK OFF.; alias trashtalker trashtalk118;"
alias "trashtalk118" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk119;"
alias "trashtalk119" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk120;"
alias "trashtalk120" "say You're almost as salty as the semen dripping from your mum's mouth.; alias trashtalker trashtalk121;"
alias "trashtalk121" "say Isn't it uncomfortable playing Counterstrike in the kitchen?; alias trashtalker trashtalk122;"
alias "trashtalk122" "say Which one of your 2 dads taught you how to play CS?; alias trashtalker trashtalk123;"
alias "trashtalk123" "say If I wanted to listen to an asshole I would fart.; alias trashtalker trashtalk124;"
alias "trashtalk124" "say You guys were ecoing as well?; alias trashtalker trashtalk125;"
alias "trashtalk125" "say Hey, you have something on your chin... No, the 3rd one down.; alias trashtalker trashtalk126;"
alias "trashtalk126" "say Go climb a wall of dicks.; alias trashtalker trashtalk127;"
alias "trashtalk127" "say Even if you would play tetris you would tie up; alias trashtalker trashtalk128;"
alias "trashtalk128" "say Сука блять, иди нахуй пидор бля; alias trashtalker trashtalk129;"
alias "trashtalk129" "say You define autism; alias trashtalker trashtalk130;"
alias "trashtalk130" "say Yo mama so fat when she plays Overpass, you can shoot her on Mirage.; alias trashtalker trashtalk131;"
alias "trashtalk131" "say Don't be a loser, buy a rope and hang yourself.; alias trashtalker trashtalk132;"
alias "trashtalk132" "say ez katka 8); alias trashtalker trashtalk133;"
alias "trashtalk133" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk134;"
alias "trashtalk134" "say Buy sound next time...; alias trashtalker trashtalk135;"
alias "trashtalk135" "say Protip: Using a mouse is recommended.; alias trashtalker trashtalk136;"
alias "trashtalk136" "say I am sorry to inform you that your lack of practice, has lead to a underwhelming display of skill aim wise.; alias trashtalker trashtalk137;"
alias "trashtalk137" "say Internet Explorer is faster than your reactions.; alias trashtalker trashtalk138;"
alias "trashtalk138" "say You’re the reason God created the middle finger.; alias trashtalker trashtalk139;"
alias "trashtalk139" "say I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.; alias trashtalker trashtalk140;"
alias "trashtalk140" "say I have not met with anything in natural history more amusing and entertaining than your personal appearance.; alias trashtalker trashtalk141;"
alias "trashtalk141" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk142;"
alias "trashtalk142" "say Mirros can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.; alias trashtalker trashtalk143;"
alias "trashtalk143" "say You make NiP look good.; alias trashtalker trashtalk144;"
alias "trashtalk144" "say We may have lost the game, but at the end of the day we, unlike you, are not Russians; alias trashtalker trashtalk145;"
alias "trashtalk145" "say If you would chew your food you wouldn't be choking so hard.; alias trashtalker trashtalk146;"
alias "trashtalk146" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals...; alias trashtalker trashtalk147;"
alias "trashtalk147" "say bvfndsubmdsj vudsa,vsjnfn   ., .,.,; alias trashtalker trashtalk148;"
alias "trashtalk148" "say SORRY JUST CLEANING THE JIZZ OF MY KEYBOARD!!; alias trashtalker trashtalk149;"
alias "trashtalk149" "say When you were born the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.; alias trashtalker trashtalk150;"
alias "trashtalk150" "say Do you make eye-contact when you're fucking your dad in the ass?; alias trashtalker trashtalk151;"
alias "trashtalk151" "say Kick your teammate, he's flooring.; alias trashtalker trashtalk152;"
alias "trashtalk152" "say I'm the reason your dad's gay.; alias trashtalker trashtalk153;"
alias "trashtalk153" "say Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk154;"
alias "trashtalk154" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk155;"
alias "trashtalk155" "say It's impossible to underestimate you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk156;"
alias "trashtalk156" "say If CS:GO is too hard for you maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitaire?; alias trashtalker trashtalk157;"
alias "trashtalk157" "say Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan.; alias trashtalker trashtalk158;"
alias "trashtalk158" "say Do you feel special? Please try suicide again... Hopefully you will be successful this time.; alias trashtalker trashtalk159;"
alias "trashtalk159" "say Go rub your cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfucker.; alias trashtalker trashtalk160;"
alias "trashtalk160" "say My knife is well-worn, just like your mother.; alias trashtalker trashtalk161;"
alias "trashtalk161" "say I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than that...; alias trashtalker trashtalk162;"
alias "trashtalk162" "say I support abortion up to whatever age you are.; alias trashtalker trashtalk163;"
alias "trashtalk163" "say Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty.; alias trashtalker trashtalk164;"
alias "trashtalk164" "say Imagine your potential if you didn't have parkinsons.; alias trashtalker trashtalk165;"
alias "trashtalk165" "say If I wanted a comeback, I'd get it off your moms face.; alias trashtalker trashtalk166;"
alias "trashtalk166" "say At least I don't live in the world's most corrupt country.; alias trashtalker trashtalk0;"
alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk0";
bind kp_end trashtalker;